Lost

I was in Namibia last week chasing a giant bottle of whiskey across the desert.

Got There

Sometimes I wake up and wonder how I got there, then I shout 'turn left!'

Emergency

In an emergency I stop anywhere.

London

Driving in London can be dangerous because there are more buildings to hit. They're everywhere.

Flying

A bus can fly when you're drunk enough.

World Cup Final 1966

I was fortunate enough to see Geoff Hurst score for England in the 1966 World Cup Final at Wembley Stadium. England beat West Germany 4-2 whilst I took a short-cut to Clapham and arrived in Scotland.

The Never Ending Road

Sometimes I mix absinthe with my whiskey if I have a particularly long journey, it helps my perception...

Off Road

Sometimes I take the road less traveled. If the passengers don't like it, they can shut up or get off the bus.

In Control

This is what I see when I'm driving.

Summer Of '68

This is me when I was in my John Lennon phase.

This photo was taken by the police after my bus hit a tree. I was'nt in the bus at the time. I don't know where I was.