Mr Totties, your perception is WARPED! HAHAHHAHHAAAAAA Are you really a bus driver, or actually in an asylum ... or maybe locked in the Queen's dungeon which might explain the bagpipes ...
I am a very skilled and competent bus driver! I've never worked out why I hear bagpipes or why The Never Ending Road never ends when I mix absinthe and whiskey. I'm still working that one out.
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Mr Totties, your perception is WARPED! HAHAHHAHHAAAAAA Are you really a bus driver, or actually in an asylum ... or maybe locked in the Queen's dungeon which might explain the bagpipes ...
I am a very skilled and competent bus driver! I've never worked out why I hear bagpipes or why The Never Ending Road never ends when I mix absinthe and whiskey. I'm still working that one out.
Only try to work that one out when not mixing absinthe and whiskey! You probably won't though because a Tosser!
I bet you can't drive like me because YOU'RE a tosser!!
I dont think it has anything to do with the absinthe...I think it has much more to do with your travels in the 60's......flashbacks!
"Travelling" ... does include buses but the Tosser was FLYING not driving. Hhehhheeeee.
Lavender.. yes my mind did travel in the 60's and I don't think it's returned yet. Absinthe fills a space until it does.
Anonymous.. I was fricken flying right enough you tosser.
You certainly have crusty arms, Mr. Totties. Ever tried lotion?
Yes I've tried lotion with whiskey, bourbon, tequila, vodka, gin, and brandy. It's works every time.
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