I went through a John Lennon phase too Mr Totties! But I wasn't a potato head or posed for the police. Maybe they thought they were in a fish and chip shop when they took your photograph? I don't know either because *STUPID*! Might have something to do with the John Lennon phase though ...
Those galsses made me loom so much like John Lennon, I used to be surprised people did'nt think I was really him. Mind you, some people do think I look like a kind of deep-water sea fish for some reason I don't understand.
If I drink enough whiskey sometimes I think I'm John Lennon, but he dos'nt agree.
Maybe if you pulled your head out of your whiskey glass you won't look so much like a guppy fish! See I'm NOT stupid after all! That must have been where you were when your photograph was taken. That's YOUR reflection you're looking at TOSSER!
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I went through a John Lennon phase too Mr Totties! But I wasn't a potato head or posed for the police. Maybe they thought they were in a fish and chip shop when they took your photograph? I don't know either because *STUPID*! Might have something to do with the John Lennon phase though ...
Those galsses made me loom so much like John Lennon, I used to be surprised people did'nt think I was really him. Mind you, some people do think I look like a kind of deep-water sea fish for some reason I don't understand.
If I drink enough whiskey sometimes I think I'm John Lennon, but he dos'nt agree.
You're not stupid, you're a tosser.
Maybe if you pulled your head out of your whiskey glass you won't look so much like a guppy fish! See I'm NOT stupid after all! That must have been where you were when your photograph was taken. That's YOUR reflection you're looking at TOSSER!
A skilled bus driver swigs whiskey straight from the bottle.
Shut yer gob.
I see someone shut yours real good! Hhehehheeee
OOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
You.. you... OOOOOOOHHH!!!!
AND smashed a windscreen into your face! But that was probably YOU!
You sure you weren't in the bus? Maybe you were under the wheels.
Anonymous.. most likely yes.
Perriette.. I could have been anywhere really.
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