Emergency

In an emergency I stop anywhere.

London

Driving in London can be dangerous because there are more buildings to hit. They're everywhere.

Flying

A bus can fly when you're drunk enough.

World Cup Final 1966

I was fortunate enough to see Geoff Hurst score for England in the 1966 World Cup Final at Wembley Stadium. England beat West Germany 4-2 whilst I took a short-cut to Clapham and arrived in Scotland.

The Never Ending Road

Sometimes I mix absinthe with my whiskey if I have a particularly long journey, it helps my perception...

Off Road

Sometimes I take the road less traveled. If the passengers don't like it, they can shut up or get off the bus.

In Control

This is what I see when I'm driving.

Summer Of '68

This is me when I was in my John Lennon phase.

This photo was taken by the police after my bus hit a tree. I was'nt in the bus at the time. I don't know where I was.

Summer Of '67

One afternoon in early 1967, I found some things in a small bag left in my bus and I ate them all over the following weeks. By that summer I had bought some bright paint and decorated the bus.

I drove around the UK collecting 'hippies,' and apparently this later inspired The Beatles to make 'The Magical Mystery Tour.' My influence spread to America where Ken Kesey copied my idea and painted his own bus to drive around with his friends over there.

Personally I don't remember a fricken thing about it.

All Over The Place

I like driving buses and these are some of the places I've crashed them. Not all these places are on my route, but I drink whiskey when I'm driving and don't often know where I am.

Ex-Bus

This is one of the many buses I have driven, but it dos'nt go so well now.

My Lucky Potato

This is my lucky potato. It dos'nt stop me crashing, but it's good for throwing at happy passengers.